Woman’s Boobs ‘Explode’ During Tattoo Session

This is definitely NOT what you want to happen when you head down to the tattoo parlour for some new ink…

Hilarious footage has emerged showing a woman with giant inflatable boobs, sat in a tattoo artist’s chair while he adds to her body art.

Little does he know he’s in for a real banger of a surprise…

At first all seems fine as she sits calmly watching him adorn her right arm, but as he switches to add a different colour, things take a dramatic turn…

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The unsuspecting tattoo artist had no reason to think the lady’s bust was anything other than real and had no idea he was just about to fall for a brilliant prank.

At the precise moment as he changes his needle and gets stuck in again, one of the woman’s large boobs explodes in-his-face.

Everyone was obviously taken aback as the guys behind her sprang back in horror and the poor body artist fell off his chair in utter shock.

The girl who should at this point be reeling in pain from her apparently ‘exploded’ breast implant, instead bent over in giggles at the uproar she’d caused.

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No one has any idea where this clip came from though except that it was filmed at an ‘unknown location’ in China, captioned with the title ‘Milk jugs burst.’

Viewers seem to be disappointed the women’s boobs weren’t real in the vid though…

One commented:

I am horrified those weren’t real. I feel like I don’t know reality anymore.

And another felt she could’ve seriously compromised her tattoo if the artist had slipped.

Not sure it is a good idea to startle a tattooist in the middle of applying permanent ink.

A brilliant prank.

She definitely had me fooled.

Girl Gets ‘Kim Kardashian Butt’ After Overcoming Eating Disorder

Abby Pollock is a 23-year-old fitness lover living in Toronto, Canada.

She’s fit, eats healthy and is proud of her body. But she hasn’t always been that way.

In 2012, Pollock was 20 pounds underweight and struggling with symptoms of anorexia and bulimia, Cosmopolitan reports.

She used an app to track her diet and ate the bare minimum to keep her brain functioning – around 900 to 1,000 calories per day. After growing increasingly obsessed with her weight, she progressed from ‘clean’ eating to paleo to vegan and then raw vegan.

She told the magazine: “I told myself I was following these diets for ethical reasons, when really I was using them as a means to further restrict and cover up my disordered habits.”

As I sit here contemplating the week ahead, I can’t help but feel a strange sense of happiness🙃. Last week I got a pretty serious wake up call. My living arrangements will be up in the air as of September and I have no idea how I’m going to bridge the income gap I need to live the lifestyle I want. Somehow I 100% okay with this though. – I go through cycles of feeling dissatisfied and putting immense amounts of pressure on myself to be MORE, working very hard, achieving, then enjoying temporary satisfaction like I am now. It’s stressful and it’s probably quite unnecessary, but this is me. I want to learn more, experience more, and achieve more so that ultimately I can be MORE. – I used to be bitter about my wealthier friends who didn’t have to pay their rent, tuition, or worry if their career plans failed. I used to avoid uncertainty and instability like my life depended on it. But ever since I graduated and took this leap of faith toward entrepreneurship, I’ve gradually become more and more open to the risk.  I’ve built a confidence and set of values that while not infallible, seem to always point me in the direction of my vision. I’ve spent long enough hibernating. This is a season of growth and I am ready to conquer it🔥⚡️.

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In 2013, Abby reached out for help and hired a holistic nutritionist and personal trainer.

The first step? Gradually increase her food intake to 2,000 calories per day.

Now Pollock eats what she wants – so long as it fits within her daily calorie allotment. And that, along with exercise, has made for an incredible transformation.

IT’S LIVE!!! Link in my bio, go go go 🔥👀. transformnation.tv/gsd. . Yesterday I opened enrolment for our brand-spankin-new GSD Challenge and I was so excited (*think kid going to Disney World*) that I left out some key details. . I feel like I’ve repeated these 934937 times on Snapchat and IG stories…but just in case you missed it…I gotchu girl 😏. . What is a GSD Challenge? GSD = Get-Shit-Done. These are part of my 3-step system to making fitness a LIFESTYLE. Each month I reverse engineer a new habit and break it down into 21 days of bite-sized, easy to focus on (and not overwhelming af) tasks. What You Get: GSD challenges are just ONE part of our three part membership platform which includes… 1️⃣ 4 Weeks of Workouts (updated monthly) -Form demonstration videos with audio & written instruction -Guidance for overcoming gym anxiety -Emphasis on sculpting an hourglass shape (🍑) -The EXACT system I used to achieve my transformation 2️⃣ Complete Game Plan for Mindset & Nutrition -3 Goal-Specific Nutrition Plans -Sample Meal Plan including done-for-you meal templates that take 15min or less to prepare -Daily Checklists to help you focus, stay mindful and stay happy -Worksheets & Accountability Check-Ins ▶️ PLUS – bonus Build-Your-Own Ab Workouts, At-Home Sculpting Workouts, and Exclusive video lessons 👉FEBRUARY MEMBERSHIP: 7 days left. $47 . LINK IN BIO for full details. Booties are built in the gym, but the confidence to OWN THAT ISH is built by making self-love a habit. (Ps – bonus points if you made it this far because I know this post is long af 🙈😅)

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Yup, it’s not hard to see that Pollock’s gained a physique that could put even Kim Kardashian’s iconic butt to shame.

She now avoids eating processed foods and preps her meals ahead of time to help her stay on track and also uses a dieting method called intermittent fasting, which requires her to fast for about 16 to 18 hours each day.

According to Pollock:

It has helped me repair my relationship with food, become more in touch with my natural hunger cues and it has allowed me the lifestyle flexibility to eat larger (even restaurant-sized) meals while still making progress toward my goal.

Ask yourself: "Do I really give a shit?" 😂😎 LINK IN BIO for email insider list. . Posted this picture after a shoot I did a few months back. Took it down because of the either slut shaming or creepy marriage proposal comments I was getting. I’ve been doing this really cool thing lately though where I ask myself “Do I really give a shit?” and if the situation / person / experience is not adding value to my life, then the answer is a resounding NOPE!! It doesn't matter if you go to the gym or not. It doesn't matter if you've got a #goals body yet or not. Do yourself a favour and try the “Wait a second – Do I really give a shit?” test this week. I kid you not. Productivity is through the roof and ya girl couldn’t be happier. Feeling inspired by my strong and sassy friends @elizabethzaks @omgkenzieee @becchambersfit @jenbretty lately.

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In addition to changing her diet, Pollock also revamped her fitness routine.

Before working with her personal trainer, the 23-year-old was subjecting herself to two-hour cardio sessions.

Under the instruction of her new trainer, she began doing two shorter cardio sessions and four heavy weightlifting per week.

And the results say it all:

✨Can You Build a Booty While Slimming Your Waist?✨ TAG A FRIEND who needs to read! – This is one of THE MOST frequently asked questions I get. Unless you’re a "brand new to the gym never touched a weight in your life” kind of person, then it’s very unlikely you’ll be able to lose fat and build muscle at the same time. My advice? Focus on lean muscle growth. Yes, you'll need to eat more. Yes, you'll need to eat carbs. And YES YOURE GONNA GAIN WEIGHT. It's important to understand that as you build muscle, your proportions change. I know it can be scary to see that number on the scale go up. Especially when you’ve been conditioned your entire life to believe that abs + the lowest scale weight possible = fitness. Here’s the way I see it: if you like how your physique is changing, but not the number on the scale then maybe ditch the scale for a bit ya know? Take a break. See other people. Fall in love with the less tangible measures of progress🦄💕.

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Now her priority is to help others kick-start their own fitness journeys.

Incredible. You’re an inspiration, Pollock.

Michael Buble’s Son Noah Is Reportedly ‘Free From Cancer’

Michael Buble’s son Noah is now cancer free according to his aunt.

Three-year-old Noah was diagnosed with liver cancer back in November causing his father to pull out of presenting duties at the BRIT Awards.

Argentine journalist Tomas Dente told TV show Nosotros a la manana that Noah’s aunt, Daniela Lopilato had told him, “The cancer is gone.”

Dente read out the message after he contacted her for comment on little Noah.

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Despite Dente knowing Lopilato wanted the parents to tell the world how their son was doing, he said:

“I’m going to read word for word wahat Daniela told me because I don’t want to miss out even a comma.

“She tells me, ‘Yes, Noah is recovering and we’re very happy that’s the case. His parents will speak when they want to do so.’

“There’s a sentence which I think is wonderful and has to do with the information a colleague of mine had received and I insist there’s no official confirmation because Noah’s parents haven’t spoken but in principle the youngster is on the mend.

The sentence is, ‘The cancer has gone’.

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Daniela later tweeted:

“Don’t use my name in the media with information and things that I haven’t said. Noah is doing well and his parents will speak when they want to.”

By all intents and purposes, it seems Noah is on the mend. And that’s great news.

Instagram Model Gives Hilarious Insight Into The Life Of A Viral Star

Many Instagram models spend their lives curating the perfect aspirational online presence across social media, so us mere mortals can all look upon their false reality and despair at our own.

But Australian Instagram model and sustainable fitness brand founder, Pia Muehlenbeck, has decided to shatter the illusion constructed during long days on perfectly posed photoshoots.

The SLINKII boutique owner and social influencer has shown her refreshingly self-deprecating spirit by sharing candid bikini photographs with her followers.

Just got my tix to @fyrefestival 🔥You better be coming!! They just announced @majorlazer and @disclosure. Fyrefestival.com #fyrefestival

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In an attempt to achieve the artfully shot image of zen and tranquillity you can see via her Instagram page, Pia had to overcome the elements along the way.

Posing on a beach in the Maldives to advertise Fyre Festival, things weren’t always as glamorous as they seemed for the the self-confessed ‘goofball’ – particularly when she was washed up by the ocean.

Speaking exclusively to UNILAD, Pia explained:

I think people often feel you should act a certain way, but I’m a goofball, and if something funny happens I’d rather be real and post it.

It’s very easy to get sucked in to the trap of believing that everything you see on someone’s Instagram is perfection. In reality, it’s a curated version of the best bits.

I wanted to put that tweet out because firstly, it made me laugh, and secondly I like the reminder that we’re all just imperfect humans doing the best we can each day.

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So, through her video diaries, Pia has determined to make sure her followers understand exactly what it takes to be a superstar Instagram model.

Note: The list does not necessarily include grace and poise, as Pia will happily admit herself, just after she’s recovered from falling off a hammock or burning her butt on a sea-bound slip and slide with no running water.

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The clumsy Australian law graduate is one of reams of entrepreneurial women on Instagram who have made their collective millions through sponsorship deals and lifestyle brands.

Although some may dismiss their business nous as unoriginal amid viral trends like the InstaSit, Pia has amassed a huge and dedicated following and she’s determined to do some good along the way.

She is able to share messages of fitness motivation and ecological awareness to her 1.7 million-strong army of followers – a number that is growing every day with her lifestyle vlog.

Although her Instagram existence is designed to look like a walk in the park, Pia told UNILAD that pictorial aesthetic perfection is a time-consuming pursuit.

She elaborated:

Honestly, if you saw my camera roll it’s hilarious. I use the burst feature on my iPhone, so I generally take 200 photos to get one good selfie. It sounds like a lot, but actually I’m just holding my finger down on the shutter for 15 seconds and then I choose my favourite one right after.

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When I travel, I generally shoot, explore and have fun for around 3-4 hours a day, then I head back to the hotel room, spend around 2-3 hours managing emails related to SLINKII, then get all the photos ready for the next days posts on Instagram, and then work on blog posts for where I am staying, and we also edit a daily vlog on YouTube.

Typically when I’m overseas I generate 50Gb to 70Gb of photos and videos a day. It’s hard work, but very rewarding.

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Indeed, there are things about Pia that you would never know from her highly-curated Instagram feed.

She’s obsessed with Harry Potter, can recite the dialogue from all seven films and uses a remote control in the shape of a magic wand to flick through channels when she’s vegging out in front of the tele.

Explaining how her life is secretly a series of mini-catastrophes, Pia added:

I once flew all the way to LA to visit Harry Potter World at Universal Studios, and got the dates wrong. I arrived a week before it actually opened so all I got was a Gryffindor t-shirt.

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Through her ecological fashion and fitness brand – which the young businesswoman began from her bedroom selling organic yoga mats to her mates – Pia has also planted over 1,000 trees to aid reforestation.

The eco-warrior’s first ever Instagram post was ‘a very embarrassing duck face’ that she promises will ‘stay in [her] computer Trash Can forever!’

While she’s moved onto modelling for her own sustainable brand and for other high end products, Pia has managed to stay grounded in her own reality – and not the curated mirage offered up by her Instagram reel.

Whether you dote or hate on Instagram models, Pia certainly seems to break the mould in her willingness to shatter the perpetual perfection of online influencers, and the damaging effect their presence can have on others’ self-esteem.

The importance of personality clearly means more to Pia than a picture.

Really, we shouldn’t begrudge Instagram personalities like Pia at all; especially not when their actions speak so much louder than their active Instagram feed.

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Italian Model Reveals Details Of ‘First 400 BJs’ On Her Oral Sex Tour

The Italian model who infamously vowed to work her way through the ‘no’ voters of Italy, by giving them blowjobs has opened up about her experiences so far.

Paola Saulino promised to reward all the men who voted against the constitutional reforms put forward by Italian Prime Minister, with oral sex.

Her offer clearly gave the Italian voters the incentive they needed, as the results took a sharp, unexpected u-turn in November, with 59 per cent of the electorate voting against the changes.

True to her word, Paola was not one to disappoint her new followers and continued to promise to pleasure the staggering 19.4 million Italians who voted ‘no.’

She said:

I am a woman of my word.

To satisfy the voters, LA based Paola set about organising a tour through Italy called the ‘Pompa Tour’ (which is slang for oral sex in Italy,) so she could fellate as many men as possible

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Those who say NO to the referendum will be waiting in delight for my ‘Pompa Tour’ in January for what I promised to those who voted no.

Her tour kicked off at the beginning of January, but has been met with – predictably – such a huge response that the model has added 11 more dates, starting at the beginning of February.

Apparently, the mass blowjobbing-spree has begun to take its toll on the hopeful actress, as she admits she’s ‘tired’ of constantly performing the sex act on strangers.

The worn out model has also admitted that she’s suffering with ‘stress’ and the over-excited guys ‘hurt me sometimes,’ while she’s pleasuring them.

Aside from this, Paola appears to be in good health, although she has complained of jaw ache after hours of opening her mouth to strange men.

It sounds like pretty tiring work, especially with such a packed schedule, so Paola ‘sometimes asks for a time out,’ to ‘clean my face for example.’

For every blow job I decide if the guy has to wear condom or not. If I don’t want him to, that’s okay, I choose.

It’s also up to me if I want to drink or spit away the white stuff. Nobody has complained so far.

So far, the hardworking model has given out at least 400 blowjobs across Italy, but there are plenty more to come…

She’s had some pretty uncomfortable situations crop up while on the way though.

She explained:

One time a guy entered and pulled his underwear down, but he was not hard at all.

He then started to cry saying me I am sorry I am too shy.

I tried to do my best but after a couple of minutes he decided to go away because he didn’t feel comfortable.

In order to reserve a place in Paola’s private booth, voters had to email the model to apply.

The successful ‘winners’ from the 10,000 who put their name forward were then sent a booking code for the ‘unusual’ event.

Once at the venue, the guys have to flash their code to gain entry for a VIP meeting with the blowjob queen.

Buonanotte #girl #goodnight #followme #nice #nude

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For the second leg of the tour, Paola is set to visit Foggia, Campobasso, Latina, Positano, Catanzaro, Salerno, Cagliari, Bodduso, Cannigione, Purfugas, Catania and Bomarzo.

Not everyone supports Paola’s decision to take her blowjob skills on tour and have labelled her a ‘hussy,’ who is responsible for ‘throwing mud on those who defend the constitution.’

This is just water off a duck’s back for the wannabe actress though, who hit back simply by saying haters should ‘not take themselves too seriously.’

Piccolo languore prima di dormire #Night #goodnight #banana #like4like #followme #nice #cute #love #eat #girl #hungry #hashtag

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Still only half way through her tour, Paola has hopes to hit the one million milestone, the Daily Star reports.

She exclaimed:

My goal is one million, I would love one million.

She’s certainly true to her cause…

I hope she has a physiotherapist on tour with her to help with the jaw ache…

Five Signs You Should Get Your Sexual Health Checked

If you happen to have a penis, you’re probably well acquainted with it by now.

You know what makes it tick and you’d like to think you’d know when something’s up with it. After all, you’ve been living with it all your life – but it’s not always as easy as what doesn’t look normal.
Experts say there are some signs that are worth flagging up to your doctor as soon as you can – even if you think they look fairly normal for you.

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If the skin at the head of your penis feels a little tight, or you see some whitish spots in the same area, you could be dealing with something called lichen sclerosus – even if you don’t feel any pain.

It’s a skin condition that may be caused by a hormone or immune system imbalance, Dr. Terlecki told Men’s Health.

“You should be especially worried if you’re uncircumcised or feel like you have to push while you pee,” Ryan added. He also warned if left untreated it could lead to cancer or a total blockage of your urinary tract.

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While chaffing is common, if the patch isn’t painful or sensitive, or if you haven’t had sex in a while (which could cause the aforementioned chaffing), you could be looking at penile cancer.
If the cancer is discovered early enough it can usually be treated by topical treatment, but if you want too long, part – or all – of your penis may have to be removed. And no one wants that.

Keep in mind men over 70 are most likely to get it, but it’s always worth checking.

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If you’ve noticed a more severe curve lately, you could be dealing with Peyronie’s disease. While the cause of the disease is not yet understood, it’s thought that the condition sometimes occurs after an injury to the penis when erect, according to the NHS.

The condition mostly affects men over 40, although it can happen at any age. If left untreated, it could lead to a more extreme penis curvature, pain during sex and an increased risk of broken penis. Ouch.

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While testicular cancer accounts for just one per cent of all cancers that occur in men, it tends to affect younger men. Although relatively uncommon overall, testicular cancer is the most common type of cancer to affect men between the ages of 15 and 49, according to the NHS. The telltale signs are hard, painless masses or lumps on your balls.

If caught early, 99 per cent of cases are curable. So it may be a good idea to give your balls a thorough grope at least once a month to check for any abnormalities.

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This could be a sign of an enlarged prostate or kidney stones, but Joseph Sonstein M.D. of the University of Texas Medical Branch, told Men’s Health: “In the medical world, blood in the urine is cancer until proven otherwise.”

If you experience any of the above, you should book an appointment with your doctor as soon as you can.

Tesco Urgently Recalling Potentially Deadly Ready Meals

Gargantuan supermarket chain, Tesco, have issued an ‘urgent recall’ of some of their ready meals after it emerged they may contain nuts that were not specified on the label.

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Specifically, the ready meals in question are the 385g butter chicken dishes with a use-by date between 24/01/2017 and 25/01/2017.

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The meals may have been contaminated by cashew nuts despite the fact that nuts are not featured on the list of ingredients. So far two batches have been found to contain undeclared cashew nuts, reports the Daily Mail.

Tesco issued a statement just a matter of minutes ago, stating:

If you have bought the products and have an allergy or intolerance to cashew nuts, do not eat it. Instead return it to the nearest Tesco store for a refund (no receipt is required).

Tesco is recalling the above product from customers and has contacted the relevant allergy support organisations, which will tell their members about the recall. The company has also issued a point-of-sale notice in stores.
If somebody who has an allergy to cashew nuts consumes them then it can, in some cases, prove to be fatal.

We have been made aware by our supplier that due to a manufacturing error the incorrect sauce has been used in two batches of this product.

The sauce contains cashew nuts and as such will have the incorrect allergen information on the packaging.

Usain Bolt Has Been Stripped Of One Of His Olympic Gold Medals

Olympic runner, Usain Bolt has been stripped of one of his gold medals.

Usain Bolt will have to hand back one of his nine Olympic golds after his Jamaican teammate Nesta Carter tested positive for a banned substance.

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Both athletes ran to victory in the 4x100m at the Beijing Olympics in 2008.

According to the BBC, Carter’s was one of 454 selected doping samples retested by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) last year.

 

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It has been found to contain the banned stimulant methylhexaneamine, which is only slightly more powerful than a cup of coffee, according to University of Toronto kinesiology professor Greg Wells.

The IOC released a public statement saying:

The athlete, Nesta Carter is found to have committed an anti-doping rule violation pursuant to the IOC Anti-Doping Rules applicable to the Games of the XXIX Olympiad in Beijing in 2008… [Nester] is disqualified from the men’s 4x100m relay event in which he participated upon the occasion of the Olympic Games Beijing 2008, has the medal, the medallist pin and the diploma obtained in the men’s 4x100m relay event withdrawn and is ordered to return same.

The Jamaican team is disqualified from the men’s 4x100m relay event. The corresponding medals, medallist pins and diplomas are withdrawn and shall be returned.

This news will come as a devastating blow to Bolt, whose illustrious and unprecedented record of the ‘triple triple’ – winning three golds at each of the three Olympics in which he’s competed – will officially be taken away from him.

Trinidad & Tobago have now been awarded the 2008 relay gold, with Japan upgraded to silver and Brazil given bronze.

Exercises you can do without getting out of bed (video)

 

It’s morning and you do not want to get up out of bed; Have you spent a long night and still feel sleepy. But you know that you can not skip training. We make it easy to lock.

Below you will find exercises to do every morning, in your home, without having to go to the gym, according weekdays.

Monday

Exercises for a flat stomach. Burn more calories for only 6

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Tuesday

 

Wednesday

10-minute exercises help you to strengthen all your organs.

 

Thursday

Exercises that help you burn fat.

 

Friday

5 minute exercises for the legs. To burn fat and tonifikim

 

Saturday

Yoga in bed will relax and improve your body.

 

Sunday
Again should do yoga for about 11 minutes. You will remove the anxiety of the morning and will have many positives to carry the day.